Tuesday, May 3, 2011


Custom High Top Converse shoes $325.00

Friday, April 29, 2011

The 6 affairs

The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.

One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted

The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child
he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can
be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Schwartz is dead!'

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing
to his business down here.'

The 6th & Best Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Young Wild & Free

"You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ’til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does."

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

What is your hand really for


*My pinky Finger* for my best friend, and the promises I will never break.

*My ring finger* for that special boy when the time is right.

*My middle finger* For the bitches who push me too far.

*My pointer finger* to pick out my dearest family members.

*My thumb* to show the rest of the world i'm going to be okay!
Being single is a permission slip from the Universe to live life on your own terms. Embrace it.

Monday, April 25, 2011

What kind of shoes does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim!!

This may be an old style but they are coming back like fire!

Christian Louboutin Spike Denim Shoes
Christian Louboutin Pepi Cotton Denim Wedges
$ 425.00
Nike will release these Air Max Sneakers in Denim Spring/Summer 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Talk about CHEESY. YUM

I just read an article that Taco Bell is going to hopefully have Dorito's be an option as a hard shell! If you are like me and love a mouth watering Cheesy Gordita Crunch, this is the perfect order. I have been getting Taco Bell for as long as I can remember. If I had to choose a favorite fast food restaurant Taco Bell is by far in the lead. My absolute favorite is just a plain bean burrito with cheese. Most people think I am crazy but honestly I could live off of these. My senior year of high school I would go after school to Taco Bell every. single. day. (no joke) Thank god for having a faster metabolism or I would be screwed hah. Also, Taco Bell is a great food for a hangover :)

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Miguel - Sure Thing

 Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 % 
Love you like a brother 
Treat you like a friend
Respect you like a lover 

R&B style song

Taking a break from reality sometime soon?

Traveling somewhere…?
-Inside the country-

I just got back from Spring Break recently and I still have my list of items that I packed. I feel like a travel list is beneficial for everyone because there is always the question “Am I forgetting something?”
Since the weather is starting to get nicer I am going to make a checklist for a warmer climate.

-       Dresses
o   Formal, Sun, Dinner
o   LBD (Little black dress)
-       Skirts
-       Shorts
-       Jeans
-       Sweat pants
-       Bsp’s (Black Stretchy pants)
-       Tights
-       Sweaters
-       Blazers
-       Jacket
-       Tank tops
-       Pajamas/lingerie
-       Socks
-       Bras
o   Regular
o   Bandeau
o   Sport
-       Underwear
o   Thongs
o   Boy shorts
  • Toiletries
    -       Makeup
    -       Lotion (face & body)
    -       Hair products
    o   Hairspray
    o   Gel
    o   Mousse
    o   Detangler
    -       Q-tips
    -       Cotton balls
    -       Vitamins
    -       Tampons
    -       Tylenol
    -       Hair accessories
    -       Flat iron/Curling iron
    -       Sunscreen
    -       Tanning oil
    -       Nail polish/Remover
    -       Chap stick
    -       Razors
    -       Face wash/body wash
    -       Toothbrush/ toothpaste
    Electronics (basics)
    -       Laptop with charger
    -       Cell phone with charger
    -       Camera with cord and charger
    -       Ipod/mp3 player with charger and headphones
    -       Car charger
    -       Watch
    -       Portable DVD player
    -       Batteries
    -Credit/debit cards
    -Business Cards
    -Dental Floss
                -Work out sneakers

    If there is anything to add please feel free to leave a comment.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different - Coco Chanel

Throughout my blog I plan on having A LOT of quotes.
I feel like in any situation there is a perfect quote to signify it.

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different - Coco Chanel

This is one of my many favorite quotes because I think the best quality in anyone is being different or unique. I have felt like this for as long as I can remember because you have one life that is dedicated to yourself so why not make it like a canvas and spread your ideas (life) all around it. I am always changing things as I go and I think it is because I get a sense of dullness and I need to spice things up. Whether is has to do with my fashion sense, people I am around, or outcome on life I always like to have changes for the better. Yes, you can look up to other people and have idols, but their spot is already taken. Always be you

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The start of something new

Hello everyone!
Today is my first day of blogging. Not only do I have no clue what I am doing, but I am excited to see where this will take me. Hopefully I will be able to figure out how to make it look more appealing but it probably will not happen anytime soon. Most blogs I have seen are related to one subject but I want mine to be a -little bit of everything- I have so many thoughts that run through my mind that I plan on doing the same here.